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Monday, November 2, 2009

Issue 3: November 2nd

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Hammer "Suspect" Clearly Made-up Bogeyman Composite
"Mohammed N. Niazi" Everything GW Could Ever Be Afraid Of

One Can Only Assume What The "N" Is Short For



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GW To Complete Switch To Gmail By Apocalypse
Gallop of Approaching Horsemen To Scare Administrators Out Of Committee
Increased Storage Capacity Useful In Depths Of Hell



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University Scholarships Attract Graduate-Level Douchebags
"Undergraduate Political Achievement Awards" As Bad As It Sounds
Winners "Just Happy To Be Part Of The Problem"



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Men's Basketball Holds Open Practice For Some Reason
Sense Of Shame Possibly Beaten Out Of Them By Coppin State
Cover Charge Of $40 Suggests A Sick Market For This Sort Of Depravity





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Clancy Wiggum's Pension Plan Causes Stir
Springfield Police Chief Ranked #1 In Pay Last Year
$2.2 Million More Than Shelbyvillian Counterpart

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